Oh the irony… it burns! The Dark Lord and the champion of the Dark Side is here to bring you – light and brightness! If Darth Vader knew this he’d let out that terrible “Noooooooooo” scream again. On the bright side (damn, we are good at puns), you get a cool Star Wars themed lamp, which is also a alarm clock. We are guessing it doesn’t wake you up by saying in Dart Vader voice “Wake up, it’s bright already and the dark side is waiting!”. If you prefer, you can get a stormtrooper or Bobba Fett version instead.