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Turn your desk into a low-budget space bridge and boldly go where your mouse has definitely gone before. This oversized sci-fi desk mat looks like it was ripped straight out of a spaceship dashboard, complete with mysterious buttons that…
$19
Move over boring spoon rests—because the Crab Spoon Holder has scuttled into your kitchen, ready to grip your ladle like it’s the last French fry at the bottom of the bag. This cheerful crustacean clamps onto the edge of…
$19.95
Picture this: it’s Halloween night, you plug in the Inflatable Beetlejuice Sandworm… and suddenly your yard looks like Beetlejuice himself decided to have a growth spurt. This inflatable beast, with its black‐and‐white zebra stripes and dual heads snarling in…
$54.95
Absolutely the most popular jacket right now due to certain smiling someone, you know who ;) Do not ask us to tell you more, you have seen the pics by now ;)
$58
Oh God, they finally found Nemo! Introducing “Jerzmy Cute Clown Fish Cloud Slides” – the footwear sensation that’s making a splash, both literally and figuratively! These aren’t just any slides; they’re like strapping a giggling clown fish to your…
$9.99
“P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever” is a literary masterpiece of alphabet confusion. If you’re tired of boring ABC books that follow the rules, this book is here to shake things up and leave you questioning…
$10.85
Introducing the “DIY at-Home Vasectomy Kit! Prank Box” – because nothing says “I trust my friends with sharp objects near my nether regions” quite like this hilarious gag gift! This box contains everything you need for a laugh, including…
$8.99
The “Productivity” Tool You Didn’t Know You Needed (But Probably Did) Let’s face it, your hands are busy. You’re juggling a latte, a remote, and the crippling anxiety of modern life—who has time for manual labor? That’s where the…
$39.99
Introducing the Emergency Underpants Dispenser, a revolutionary product that promises to save the day when you find yourself in dire need of fresh undergarments. Designed for those unexpected moments when a change of underwear is a necessity, this compact…
$11.99
Yes, Black Friday, one of the most Not Safe For Wallet days, is here. It’s like our Holiday. Time to open your heart and wallet. Everyone wants your money so this is the best time to buy something because…
30-70% OFF!
Yeah yeah we know, the joke almost writes itself: colonoscopy at home! (we kid we kid, do NOT do anything stupid). But there are other interesting and dirty places to explore: do you want to know what is in…
$17.99
Are you one of those people that find pickle Rick sexy and wondered how it would taste if you kissed it? Wonder no more. I’m Pickle Rick! I’m Pickle Rick!
$11.83
We always love salt and pepper shakers, there are so many funny varieties. Sharks are popular, salt comes from the sea, it is perfect. If only real sharks were that helpful, they would be perfect pets.
$16.95
Do you hate your neighbors gnomes he keeps on his garden but he is too strong or good with you to tell them to their face? Try passive aggression, it’s always a valid choice! They are gonna get a…
$24.99
You know how cats always follow you when the nature calls? Now imagine if they were useful too and brought you toilet paper or at least some tissue. Sadly, they are not dogs but here is the second best…
$36.18