Portable Vinyl Player & USB Recorder

Vinyl (LP) records are becoming popular again, thanks to hipsters and people who love the retro stuff. This is a great product: not only is it portable vinyl player (that will play your LPs at 33 or 45 RPM), it can also convert your Vinyl records to MP3 or WAV. But wait, there’s more – you don’t even need to hook it up to the external speakers because the speakers are built in and a volume control. It even has a RCA Aux Out Jack …

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$28.99

Toy Car Head Shaver

Are you a manchild or are you losing hair so at least you ant to have some fun while shaving it? Then look no further than this awesome toy car head shave razor. It is the most popular shaver right now. Just slip the little yellow race-car on your finger and start head-mowing. You can even make vrooom noises if you like, no one is going to judge you. Some say it shaves much faster than the regular razor and we believe it – it …

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$10.95

Kitchen Science Flasks

Sometimes cooking feels just like making magic or being in a science lab, even being alchemist. Mix this with that, add this, spill that, not to mention that a lot of times it just ends up looking and tasting like a failed experiment. So why not use these kitchen science flasks instead of regular measuring cups? Three shapes available: Beaker, conical and florence. You can use it to pour oil, milk, water but science flasks can also be used as vases, wine decanters, water jugs, …

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$17.69

Game of Thrones Toilet

You know how it goes: Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the king of the Seven Kingdoms. No, wait, wrong show and wrong lyrics but nonetheless, the words are appropriate. We cant all be the king kings of the Seven Kingdoms but what is the next best thing? A toilet in the shape of Game of Thrones throne. It’s made out of 250 fake swords (it is not a good idea to use the real sharp swords …

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Beyonce’s Super Bowl Picture Mousepad

Poor rich people, they think they can buy or control everything with their money yet they fail to realize that the internet is uncontrollable. Once something that you don’t like arrives on internet it is too late already. It is best to just accept it and go with it, maybe even turn it into a profit. Try to remove or censor it and it will blow up in your face. Such is the case with the unflattering Beyonce’s Super Bowl Picture. Her lawyers tried to …

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$8.99

Pocket Shot

Ah, if we only had these when were were kids instead of those slingshots. This one is smaller, more precise and it can shoot the projectiles two to three times the rate of a regular slingshot! How awesome is that? You can hide it in your pocket and strategically take out whenever you feel that a little naughty.You can use marbles, steel slugs and even small paintball. Not only a pocket slingshot but a pocket paintball gun. Pouch is made from quality latex. Play safely …

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$25

Cryptograph Locking USB Flash Drive

USB drives add a layer of protection to your data because you can always keep it close to you. If you want to be even more sure you password protect it. But that’s not enough for you, you want more. Then why not lock the entire USB drive itself? You insert the 16GB USB drive into this round gear and lock it. No one can take it out except the the owner of this item who knows the secret combination of positions for each of …

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$49.95

  • Nessie Ladle

    Hold your horses, the most adorable kitchen accessory has arrived. The Nessie Ladle is a simple kitchen ladle but it looks so cute that it is a must have for everyone. If you ask us it looks more like dinosaur laddle – specifically …

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    $15.99

  • Cards Against Humanity

    Cards Against Humanity are back! This is THE party game for horrible people, out most popular item here. Just check out the reviews! It is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends. It’s a simple game where…

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    $25

  • Portable Vinyl Player & USB Recorder

    Vinyl (LP) records are becoming popular again, thanks to hipsters and people who love the retro stuff. This is a great product: not only is it portable vinyl player (that will play your LPs at 33 or 45 RPM),…

    Get it Now

    $28.99

  • Toy Car Head Shaver

    Are you a manchild or are you losing hair so at least you ant to have some fun while shaving it? Then look no further than this awesome toy car head shave razor. It is the most popular shaver…

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    $10.95

  • Kitchen Science Flasks

    Sometimes cooking feels just like making magic or being in a science lab, even being alchemist. Mix this with that, add this, spill that, not to mention that a lot of times it just ends up looking and tasting…

    Get it Now

    $17.69

  • Game of Thrones Toilet

    You know how it goes: Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the king of the Seven Kingdoms. No, wait, wrong show and wrong lyrics but nonetheless, the words are appropriate. We…

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  • Beyonce’s Super Bowl Picture Mousepad

    Poor rich people, they think they can buy or control everything with their money yet they fail to realize that the internet is uncontrollable. Once something that you don’t like arrives on internet it is too late already. It…

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    $8.99

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  • Pocket Shot

    Ah, if we only had these when were were kids instead of those slingshots. This one is smaller, more precise and it can shoot the projectiles two to three times the rate of a regular slingshot! How awesome is…

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    $25

  • Cryptograph Locking USB Flash Drive

    USB drives add a layer of protection to your data because you can always keep it close to you. If you want to be even more sure you password protect it. But that’s not enough for you, you want…

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    $49.95

  • Apple Pie to Dirty Fart Prank Candle

    OK, we listed some evil items but this one is pure evil. A prank candle that starts out as the sweet smell of Apple Pie then slowly starts to smell like a dirty fart. The candle lasts for 30…

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    $ 11.95

  • Plunge Wine Bottle Stopper

    Zoolander would say: What is this?? Plunger for ants?? Well, yes and no. You could use it as a plunger for ants but it’s main function is that it is a wine bottle stopper. Add a little humor to…

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    $8.44

  • Smart Boy

    Yeah, it’s all about the smartphones now, even with the games, but many still fondly remember the days when it was all about Gameboys. You can install emulators on your smartphone but virtual joystick and pads simply don’t feel…

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  • Book Rest Lamp

    A lot of people read at night, it is the only part of the day when they have some free time. You need a light though and a place to put the book down. Here is a product that…

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    $88

  • Six Skulls Ashtray

    A lot of people think they have a sense of humor but they can’t take a joke on themselves. That’s not a sense of humor. Can you take a joke on yourself? If yes and you are a smoker…

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    $10.99

  • Skull Sugar Shaker

    Morbid side of the life can be sweet too, depending how you look at it. Here is one example: A sugar coming out of the skull. This porcelain sugar skull shaker, inspired by the fantastic colors and symbols of…

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    $11.66

  • TRON Electric Motorcycle

    I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. No, wait, that’s the wrong movie! Did you know…

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    $25,000+

  • Coloring Book for Adults

    What do you think is the most popular book sold right now? Harper Lee’s hugely anticipated second novel, Go Set a Watchman? George RR Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire fantasy series? No and no. It’s a coloring book…..

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    $12.32