Row Row Row Your Boat! In this case you are not the one who is on the boat. No, that Old Spice guy is also not on this boat. So who is on this boat? It is napkin. What? Yes, the napkin is on a boat and the boat is now a napkin holder! Hm, this sounds quite like an Old Spice ad except that it isn’t. You can however spice up your table with this cool Sailboat Napkin Holder. Believe us, your friends will be impressed, especially if they like sailing.