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You love your kid and that is why Mustache Pacifier is the perfect gift. Just like the father (that is you, silly!) the son can also be a gentleman with this cool pacifier and impress other female babies.
$9.95
This is your best defense against any kind of attackers. 950,000(!) volts will give you a punch with power. Just touch your attacker to instantly repel them and it will give you time to get away.
$32.07
You kid will love it! Raptor kids hoodie shirts full-color graphics bring them to life. Be warned, you will have to contend with your kid running yelling, RAWRRR.
$39.99
Release your inner kid with this awesome Ghostbusters Proton Pack Backpack. You will hear “excuse me Sir,are you with Ghostbusters?” and “Whoa,it’s Peter Venkman!” quite often when you wear it.
$43.73
Don’t worry if you have just few dollars. With this wallet it will always look like you are loaded with $100 bills! This wallet would have even Xzibit confused! It’s like putting money in the money.
$18.15
You can now laugh at all those people using normal umbrellas. The future is here, Nubrela is the first HANDS FREE umbrella in the world. Just look at this guy on the photo, how cool and successful he looks.
$59.00
Gone are the days when we had to use our hands to scratch you-know-what. Here is the Silver Plated Ballscratcher and it is used to scratch, you guessed it, your balls.The ultimate tool for the modern man.
$9.55
From Samurai Katanas to regular swords, this is a perfect for any masculine man. Enemies will fear you and women will love you, not to mention it it also shields you from rain. How many swords can do that?
$19.45
We all hate it when we get hurt and need bandages but what if we told you they can come in the shape of tasty bacon strips? It suddenly doesn’t sound that bad anymore,doesn’t it?
$6.12
Imagine you are furrie, have feet fetish and your feet is constantly cold! Despair no more, Grizzly Bear Paw Slippers for Women and Men are here to save the day! Lady foxes will love it!
$21.99
You can now sell any tool you ever owned because with this Swiss Army Knife you get 87 implements with 141 functions. You will almost wish to get stranded somewhere to use this one. It even has a toothpick….
$1,368.98
Have you ever wanted to look classy in bed? This is the solution for you. Late for work and no time to shower and dress? Well, classy suit pajama is the answer. Did we mention it is classy?
$99.95
Nail polish that will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow. To recharge the glow just expose your fingers and toes to light and your ready to go.
$9.99
This is so cute..or is it terrifying? You decide! Buy it and pick up your daughter from school wearing it. Instant “best father”!
$29.61