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Who says you have to get out of bed? The Selk’bag 4G Classic is perfect for people who feel restricted by traditional sleeping bags or for a cozy alternative to wrapping up in a blanket around camp.
$159.95
This is gonna make all the hipsters happy. Designed by the French designer David Turpin the POP handset combines classic style with a contemporary edge and is finished with a luxurious soft-touch texture.
$7.01
Does your boyfriend love to cook? It’s great thanksgiving gift. Men are like children all their lives so he will love to wear this hat while he cooks a delicious dinner (like boiled eggs and hot-dog) for you.
$7.94
Life-sized testicle form with beige skin tone is used for self-examination and finding tumors. Do we need to say more? You’d have to be nuts not to buy one. Sorry for the pun.
$142.80
Brace yourselves, the winter is coming and with it the biggest problem of this generation: how do we text our friends if we have the gloves on? Fear not, now you can do it.
$5.83
The ultimate greasers comb. Play cool, dramatically take Switch Blade Comb out and when the people get scared you simply press the button start combing your hair. Best effect when also chewing gum.
$2.40
Does your baby hate it when you wash his hair or shower him/her? Of course it does, they all do. Put an end to this with this baby shower cap. If (s)he will still hate it, at least (s)he…
$4.15
This is the ultimate pillow for those with chronic joint,back and muscle pain or women who are pregnant. It allows you to stretch out and cradle your entire body in support and comfort.
$96.88
You know how this goes. You are wrong even though you are right. At best you are right and she is always right. So give her these pillow and we’re sure she will appreciate it. Even thank you ;)
$31.99
Yo! A cool Gansta Baby Pacifier for your baby. Don’t let the fact that your baby has no teeth hold them back from expressing their inner balla’! 100% safe, B.P.A.free.
$6.97
Men don’t even know how easy they got it. When the nature calls we can simply stand somewhere and do the thing. But women are not so fortunate. Luckily there is a solution for them to. Equality now!
$10.99
Ah, yes, the infamous Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. Now legendary on the internet, it is a babe magnet and it gives you special powers. Just read the reviews, you will see what we mean.
$7.50
Every man’s dream comes true with this Cologne Spray. Forget AXE, it’s for babies. Sex Panther Cologne Spray is the real deal. Instant confidence boost will make you irresistible to women.
$33.95
“Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm?” Don’t worry, this time mama promises not to drop you. Scare the children with this real looking Sloth mask. Does not come with candy bar and Chunk.
$42
Fight back Jony Ive flat design with this skeuomorphic Leather Book Case & Wallet. It’s an iPhone case and a wallet. Handmade, genuine leather, includes wallet pockets for ID, cards and cash.
$59.99