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Introducing the Emergency Underpants Dispenser, a revolutionary product that promises to save the day when you find yourself in dire need of fresh undergarments. Designed for those unexpected moments when a change of underwear is a necessity, this compact…
$11.99
Are you tired of wearing boring slippers that look like everyone else’s? Do you want to spice up your life with some French flair? If so, you need to get yourself a pair of Baguette slippers! Baguette slippers are…
$9.99
Are you looking for a fun and relaxing way to spend your free time? Do you love dogs and puzzles? Then you need to check out the 101 Pooping Puppies Puzzle! This is not your ordinary jigsaw puzzle. This…
$19.99
This is the sourest candy in the world. Only the bravest of the brave (of the most foolish of the foolish) are able to eat it. Sour bath for your mouth. They are so sour they are called MEGA…
13.81
Are you tired of boring doormats that don’t scare anyone? Look no further than the Sewer Pennywise Doormat! The Halloween is coming and it is time to scare all the visitors. This will work especially well with kids pestering…
$23
Yeah yeah we know, the joke almost writes itself: colonoscopy at home! (we kid we kid, do NOT do anything stupid). But there are other interesting and dirty places to explore: do you want to know what is in…
$17.99
Yes, Black Friday, one of the most Not Safe For Wallet days, is here. It’s like our Holiday. Time to open your heart and wallet. Everyone wants your money so this is the best time to buy something because…
30-70% OFF!
Are you one of those people that find pickle Rick sexy and wondered how it would taste if you kissed it? Wonder no more. I’m Pickle Rick! I’m Pickle Rick!
$11.83
We always love salt and pepper shakers, there are so many funny varieties. Sharks are popular, salt comes from the sea, it is perfect. If only real sharks were that helpful, they would be perfect pets.
$16.95
Do you hate your neighbors gnomes he keeps on his garden but he is too strong or good with you to tell them to their face? Try passive aggression, it’s always a valid choice! They are gonna get a…
$24.99
You know how cats always follow you when the nature calls? Now imagine if they were useful too and brought you toilet paper or at least some tissue. Sadly, they are not dogs but here is the second best…
$36.18
Are you so poor you can’t afford a real house? Despair no more, this is a cheap solution for people like you. The best thing is it is fully furnished. Yes, with TV , bed and all in it….
$36000
Use this Official Batman Limited Edition Signal Lamp to call for help when you need it. No, lost remote does not count. If the Bat doesn’t shop up then there is one one logical conclusion: your problems are simply…
$299
This is the cutest thing ever. A cute animal has a real plant on their back. Perch on any glass or mug of clean water and the fabric tail will soak up water to feed the plants. Yeah, Science,…
$22.75
Don’t you hate it when someone tells a (bad) and clearly intended pun and then adds “pun not intended”. Like, they want to imply they are not only funny but also smart, because, you see, they just unintentionally, on…
$19.99