No, you can’t have one. We are just showing you what exists. This is an iPhone charger straight out of your nightmare. It moves, it sucks, it looks horrible in motion. Just watch the video after the jump, you will see what we mean. It’s an old art project, probably inspired by movie eXistenz. Yes, that is German word and it means cabbage or something like that. We are kinda surprised that no one made something like this and started selling it – we believe it would sell well because internet is full of weird people.