As if our recently features Dead Fred Pen Holder wasn’t cruel enough, he is the one taken to another level. Splat Stan Coaster. Dead, from the weight of your morning coffee or tea mug. For the best effect, use the evil grin mug. Splat Stan Coaster is part of the Dead series: Mummy Mike, Dead Fred Pen Holder, Hanging Harry. Poor Stan, his existence is to suffer for you.. wait, this reminds us of someone.