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Tracks up to 10 dogs. Always know where your dog is because he might be stuck somewhere or even kidnapped. Most probably you will just find him on your neighbors lawn humping their lady dog though.
$499.99
Nothing worse than having to add or remove a key from a key ring. We are in luck though because sometimes the solution comes that is so easy and genius that we wonder how no one though of it…
$8.20
Safety first! It’s very unpractical to use your hands when you use your bike and wan’t to take a turn. With this wireless rear turn lights you can do it with a press of a button. It even beeps.
$39.12
Dear Mother of God! Imagine driving your bicycle, minding your own business when suddenly this guys stops next to you at red light. Instant heart attack. Is it Nicholas Cage? Or is it the Grim Reaper?
$7.97
All you skaters, here’s somethign for you. Stand out and be seen 24-7 with these Skateboard Flare LED wheels. LED wheels self power off the spinning motion of the wheel therefore no batteries are ever required.
$39.48
Put your dog on hot dog leash. Go out for a walk with your dog in park and people will turn in your direction. Is this guy using hot dogs for a leash? Good conversation starter.
$9.99
Now you can carry the cash and be bad mother f***er at the same time. Next time you buy something showe your $$ or credit card in clerks face and say : Money/Credit card, Motherf****r, do you take it??
$23.50
Ah, yes, the age old problem. Which side of the soap did you use for your face and which one for your butt? Butt Face Soap solves this problem. You will get cheek to cheek cleansing with this Butt/Face…
$5.64
GoPro HERO3 is the world’s Most Versatile Camera. This is not just a camera, it is a the Camera that started a movement. It was born from a passion to capture your adventures from your perspective.
$329.99
In this age and time we simply can’t live without our social network. Now you can take this addiction one step further – FaceBook Shower Curtain. The best part is that it has a nice cutting so you can…
$13.20
Just look at the realism. It’s breathtaking, you can’t tell if it’s a doll or real sheep. Buy it for your… uhm… “friend” .. as a joke of course. Just read the reviews and you will see people love…
£3.79
Now you can make your dream become true by becoming a ninja with this Ninja Grappling Hook. Be a ninja and throw a hook onto the roof of a building and then scale the side. Michael Dudikoff loves it.
$16.75
Forget about the cheesy cartoon heart shaped hearts. Here is the real deal and it is about as anatomically correct as you can get on a piece of jewelry. It’s realistic and elegant, a nice gift.
$34.99
All you nerds rejoice – here is the Officially Licensed Star Wars Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket with Medal Of Yavin. This is what Luke was wearing after destroying the Death Star and saving the rebel base.
$268.51
Ok, we are not even going to ask why do you want this. It’s a free world , everyone can live out their personal fantasies like they want it. What? It’s for Halloween? Oh… right…. right.. carry on then.
$999