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Your friends, for now, can welcome a new overlord. Do you want to look like an elder god? Frighten children while keeping your head warm? This is the hat for you. You start as a human and then you…
$9.45
No matter where you keep them those small USB sticks keep disappearing. Imagine you loose or someone steals your USB stick with some (too) personal photos. Solution is wristband 16GB USB flash drive. Safely on your wrist and it…
$13.87
Bacon. The best thing coming out of an animal. Everyone loves bacon. Show everyone how much you love bacon with this bacon wallet. No, it is not greasy. Yes, you can ironically put bacon in it.
$10.19
You do not have a girlfriend? Are you forever alone? Do not worry, this is a perfect substitute for cuddling and feeling loved. It’s perfect: always ready for bed, perfect size to snuggle up to and has boobies.
$24.99
No need to take your guitar with you. This T-shirt is functional electric guitar. People will be impressed when they you start playing out of the blue. Also available as keyboards and drums T-shirts.
$32.90 - $39.95
Despite having the latest iPhones some of us still miss the old times. You can now get all your memories back with these great cases: Hard Disk Drive, Old Nokia, Pills, Calculator, Nintendo Controllers and much more.
$9.99
Not everyone can be a Jedi but everyone can have this Jedi Bath Robe. You can be with Jedi’s or serve the dark side. Bath Robe available: Jedi and Jedi Kid, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Yoda and more
$45
Now you can go anywhere and type very easily without the real keyboard. It is one of the most unique products. A laser is beaming down on surface to display full sized keyboard. How cool is that?
$159
This Portable Roll Up Piano is excellent choice for all you music lovers and musician wannabees. We can’t always take out large keyboard with us but you can take this roll up keyboard.
$29.45
For all you Halo fans, this is the ultimate gear to own. Blow away your friends this Halloween with this awesome Master Chief Costume. You’ll get universal recognition wherever you go.
$549.99
Now you can protect yourself in the dark! Hit the intruder and then check what the damage is. Perfect for the car, it is water resistant and light travels over 100 yards. It hits hard!
$34.57
Weird looking running shoes but much better than average running shoes. Five finger shoes mimic your feet so you’ll walk more evenly, strike more with the ball of your feet and experience a lot less pain because of it.
$39.00 - $174.98
Show everyone that you are 8-bit gaming fan with this 8-bit retro tie. It’s the tie that Mario wore to his high-school graduation. You’ll be the envy of the office or, at least, you’ll get tons of attention.
$15.99
Don’t ever get caught again drunk and driving. It is dangerous and illegal. Use this keychain breathalyzer after you had your drink to see if it is time to call it quits or time for another round.
$24.99
So you are on a party and they bring beers. They are desperately looking for a bottle opener but it is nowhere to be seen. This is your moment to shine. Use your ring, save the day and get…
$7.95