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Fight back Jony Ive flat design with this skeuomorphic Leather Book Case & Wallet. It’s an iPhone case and a wallet. Handmade, genuine leather, includes wallet pockets for ID, cards and cash.
$59.99
The problem that every parent has to deal with: kids painting their masterpieces on your wall. Say goodbye to all this with Chalkboard Wall Paint. Soap & water clean up and it’s scratch resistant.
$9.67
How many times have you wished your child to sleep but they simply don’t? Probably every night. It’s time to cut the BS and tell them directly: Dear child, I love you but it’s time for you to Go…
$5.94
How many times did you start the water only to burn yourself because it was too hot? This LED Sink Faucet will turn water blue or red, depending on the water temperature. No batteries needed!
$3.69
What is the first thing MacGyver does in the morning? He defuses his Bomb Alarm Clock. Pressing the red button will initiate a countdown. No better way to wake up than in fear of explosion.
$39.90
Always the joker, aren’t you? Here is the chance to shine. Penis Egg Fryer is a great gift for your or you friends. A really eggtastic experience. Adults only and perfect for bachelorette & party supplies.
$9.00
Say goodbye to all the hot sweaty nights (not those, the weather related ones) with this unique bed fan. It will deliver a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs, and without disturbing your partner.
$79.95
Ah, the problem that every gadget user encounters. All kind of nasty stuff hiding on, in and under our keyboard or gadget. Hair, food remains, nails, dust, grease etc. Clean it all out now.
$8.91
You love your kid and that is why Mustache Pacifier is the perfect gift. Just like the father (that is you, silly!) the son can also be a gentleman with this cool pacifier and impress other female babies.
$9.95
If a nice lady will ask any man to carry 6 grocery bags he will take all 6 bags at once instead of going 2 times, no matter how inconvenient it is for him. Here is a great helper…
$7.99
This is your best defense against any kind of attackers. 950,000(!) volts will give you a punch with power. Just touch your attacker to instantly repel them and it will give you time to get away.
$32.07
Did you ever have to go to bathroom when power was out? Do you want to reduce your electricity bill? Meet Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper. No, you will not get cancer, it’s not radioactive.
$11.52
We all hate it when alarm clock wakes us up in the morning even though we’ve set it. Now you can shoot the damn alarm clock to stop it from ringing. And then go back to sleep.
$24.25
Isn’t this like the greatest ironic “toy” in the world? You actually light fire with – fire extinguisher! Perfect gift for any smoker or just as ironic gift.
$3.99
Now just read this again. Remote Control Flying Shark! How awesome does this sound? It swims through the air with incredibly smooth and life-like swimming motion. Scare you cat with this great toy.
$24.95