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Your friends, for now, can welcome a new overlord. Do you want to look like an elder god? Frighten children while keeping your head warm? This is the hat for you. You start as a human and then you…
$9.45
I bet you never imagined such products exists. Goateesaver is a shaving template designed to shape and form your goatee. You can really maintains a perfectly shaped goatee with this tool. Adjustable Goateesaver can fit most size faces and…
$19.99
No matter where you keep them those small USB sticks keep disappearing. Imagine you loose or someone steals your USB stick with some (too) personal photos. Solution is wristband 16GB USB flash drive. Safely on your wrist and it…
$13.87
Out with the boring orange flames. Simply throw 1 to 3 pouches into a fire and watch the flames magically change colors. People will be baffled but you just tell them you are friend with Gandalf. Several colors and…
$17
Why use our hands or even normal knife when you can open your letter is style with this Double Edged Sword Letter Opener. This is how Eddard Stark was opening his letters. Beautiful ornament by itself.
$15.99
The economy has gone down the toilet so it is only appropriate to wipe your butt with the money. Also suitable for people who want to know how rich people live. It’s All About the Benjamins.
$6.95
This super-bizzaro clock, based on surrealist maestro Salvador Dali’s famous painting, might look strange, might be strange but despite its unique and puzzling looks it tells the time with perfect accuracy.
$14
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day they say and for most of us the cereal with milk is the food of choice. But cereal becomes soggy and it ruins it. Never Soggy Cereal Bowl to the…
$19
Bacon. The best thing coming out of an animal. Everyone loves bacon. Show everyone how much you love bacon with this bacon wallet. No, it is not greasy. Yes, you can ironically put bacon in it.
$10.19
You do not have a girlfriend? Are you forever alone? Do not worry, this is a perfect substitute for cuddling and feeling loved. It’s perfect: always ready for bed, perfect size to snuggle up to and has boobies.
$24.99
Oh the irony. R2-D2 saved our heroes from the trash compactor and now he is turned into a trash can? R2-D2 really is so useful. It is 60cm in height so the force is definitely strong with this one.
$236
Turn your bathroom into the set of a horror or a Hitchcock film and scare people with this blood bath mat. Gruesome, bloody, and absolutely offensive, the Blood Bath Mat is a must have.
$13.99
You come to work in the morning and pour some coffee to your bowl. You sit on your chair, look your coworkers dead in the eye and raise your gun. They are shocked while you calmly take a sip…
$11.71
No matter how nice drinking bowl we give them dogs and cats prefer – toilet! Unfortunately toilet water is dirty. So trick them use this drinking bowl that looks like toilet! It’s win-win for everyone.
$25
Go where no man has gone before with Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter. Explore the unknowns and boldly slice the pizza with the classic USS Enterprise. Trekkies, it would be illogical to not use this Pizza Cutter.
$29.95