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As if our recently features Dead Fred Pen Holder wasn’t cruel enough, he is the one taken to another level. Splat Stan Coaster. Dead, from the weight of your morning coffee or tea mug. For the best effect, use…
$9.99
Bobba Fett, a bounty hunter that was sent to track down Han Solo. He was employed by the crime lord Jabba the Hutt and even by the Sith Lord Darth Vader himself. He had this awesome jetpack on the…
$175
Wow, it’s like inception, pun galore, meme within meme, xzibit style. Make cupcakes with the the help of these cup cakes. Cupcakes are perfect for tea time or breakfast. The set includes 4 cupcake pans and matching saucers. It;…
$9.99
Put down your smartphones for a moment, kids, and do some real science. Build this plane with your hands, power it with the sun. Batteries not included. No, not because the seller is cheap but because this plane doesn’t…
$20
Dead Fred Pen Holder for people with dead pan humor and those who want to relieve stress. Crappy day at work, boss just gave you new assignemnt, yur partner nags? Stab Fred again and again with your pen and…
$3.64
There are lots of survival tools out there, from multi-tool knives to backpacks but this is the first time we see it in the form of shoes laces. We do not take backpacks, even knives, anywhere with us but…
$15
Have you ever wanted to shoot fire ball or fire, like in the Street Fighter game or like the wizards in the RPGs and fantasy novels? Well, now you can with the help of this Pyro Mini Fireshooter. It…
$147
Dear God, kill it… kill it with fire. Better yet, nuke it from the orbit. It’s the only way to be sure! This is not Not Safe For Wallet, this is Not Safe For Life! This 36 inches tall…
$599.99
If the title didn’t confuse you enough, let us ask you a question: is there anything worse and more painful, in a fist world problem sense of course, than stepping on a Lego brick with your bare feet (or…
Are you tired of coworkers taking your personal coffee mug? You can’t identify who is doing this? Here is a more or less subtle way to tell them what you think about their act. Up Yours Mug features a…
$11
Crime Scene – Do Not Cross. Why should only law enforcement agencies get the coolest stuff? It also send a strong message to people who think “they can get a piece of you.” They can’t! The only ones that…
$18.10
Scare your coworkers or classmates with Emergency Meal Transport Insulated Tote. No, this is not mean to transport real human organs (where would you get one, anyway?) but it is a cool way to make people turn heads. Transporting…
$12.22
What in the world is this? It is Krampus of course. What is Krampus? It’ a horned monster that punishes children during the Christmas season who have misbehaved. Throw away your teddy bears and cute stuffed animals, this is…
Not everyone can be the dark lord and build the real death star but it’s the spirit that counts. Just like the empire, this death star will get built and then destroyed, in your drink or mouth, each and…
$5.99
If you thought that those 4” were fantastic you were not wrong. However they pale in comparison with this ultra large 12” Cthulhu. Just look at this monster, he is holding the regular Professor action figure in its hand….
$80