Lucky Golden Poo. This comes from Japan, where else would it come? There it is called “Kin no Unko”, which is a play on words using the Japanese word “unko” (poop), that has the sound “oon,” which happens to mean “luck.” Here is the chance you can also get your own golden turd, which will undoubtedly bring you luck. For an extra luck you have to rub it a little. Ok, we better stop here, it is getting weird. One more thing: Golden poo is plated with real gold, and comes either in a plain model, earrings, pendant, or cufflinks.