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How many times did you start the water only to burn yourself because it was too hot? This LED Sink Faucet will turn water blue or red, depending on the water temperature. No batteries needed!
$3.69
Always the joker, aren’t you? Here is the chance to shine. Penis Egg Fryer is a great gift for your or you friends. A really eggtastic experience. Adults only and perfect for bachelorette & party supplies.
$9.00
If a nice lady will ask any man to carry 6 grocery bags he will take all 6 bags at once instead of going 2 times, no matter how inconvenient it is for him. Here is a great helper…
$7.99
Did you ever have to go to bathroom when power was out? Do you want to reduce your electricity bill? Meet Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper. No, you will not get cancer, it’s not radioactive.
$11.52
We all hate it when alarm clock wakes us up in the morning even though we’ve set it. Now you can shoot the damn alarm clock to stop it from ringing. And then go back to sleep.
$24.25
Isn’t this like the greatest ironic “toy” in the world? You actually light fire with – fire extinguisher! Perfect gift for any smoker or just as ironic gift.
$3.99
Now just read this again. Remote Control Flying Shark! How awesome does this sound? It swims through the air with incredibly smooth and life-like swimming motion. Scare you cat with this great toy.
$24.95
What a great gift for every Star Wars geek! Set a room aglow with the Force with this string of lights from Kurt S. Adler featuring R2D2, the affable robot from Star Wars. Bonus: their legs move.
$24.87
Don’t worry if you have just few dollars. With this wallet it will always look like you are loaded with $100 bills! This wallet would have even Xzibit confused! It’s like putting money in the money.
$18.15
Have you ever wondered how it would be if you drank from a toilet? Well, wonder no more, now you can do it without being judged. You can also store spices,candies or anything else in it. Large cup.
$10.11
Do you love your Apple Ipad very much and wish to have more? Or do you want it but can’t afford it? Well, then iPaperPad is the right choice for you. It’s not magical or revolutionary though. It’s a…
$6.99
Is that blood? Or is just your tea? Who would know with Fun Shark fin shaped tea infuser. It floats whist the infuser releases the tea flavor below. It’s half tea infuser, half deadly fish.
$14.99
They don’t say for nothing that transformers are more than meets the eye. The best part? It comes without Shia.
$5.46
Gone are the days when we had to use our hands to scratch you-know-what. Here is the Silver Plated Ballscratcher and it is used to scratch, you guessed it, your balls.The ultimate tool for the modern man.
$9.55
Many men secretly wan’t it but only few are willing to admit it! Handful Boobie Creamer is a great gag gift. It holds creamer for your coffee, it’s soft and squeezable. Now if only one could have two. Wait..you…
$5.77