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Why use our hands or even normal knife when you can open your letter is style with this Double Edged Sword Letter Opener. This is how Eddard Stark was opening his letters. Beautiful ornament by itself.
$15.99
The economy has gone down the toilet so it is only appropriate to wipe your butt with the money. Also suitable for people who want to know how rich people live. It’s All About the Benjamins.
$6.95
This super-bizzaro clock, based on surrealist maestro Salvador Dali’s famous painting, might look strange, might be strange but despite its unique and puzzling looks it tells the time with perfect accuracy.
$14
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day they say and for most of us the cereal with milk is the food of choice. But cereal becomes soggy and it ruins it. Never Soggy Cereal Bowl to the…
$19
Bacon. The best thing coming out of an animal. Everyone loves bacon. Show everyone how much you love bacon with this bacon wallet. No, it is not greasy. Yes, you can ironically put bacon in it.
$10.19
You do not have a girlfriend? Are you forever alone? Do not worry, this is a perfect substitute for cuddling and feeling loved. It’s perfect: always ready for bed, perfect size to snuggle up to and has boobies.
$24.99
You come to work in the morning and pour some coffee to your bowl. You sit on your chair, look your coworkers dead in the eye and raise your gun. They are shocked while you calmly take a sip…
$11.71
Let this design remind you of the importance of data you have on your disk. It is ultra portable USB Drive and has lightweight design. It’s plug-n-play via USB port and compliant with USB 2.0.
$22.25
You think you will never be like celebrity millionaires, let alone billionaire like Bill Gates? Wrong! Have at least a moral and humorous win and be a trillionare! Yes, have 100 trillion dollars in just one bill.
$3.80
That’s right. This is a fully functional potato powered clock. You just need to add potatoes, plug it in and it will work. No batteries needed, potato gives the power. Your kids will absolutely love this science experiment.
$11.20
No wonder they have no brains..at least not functional. Use this zombie as a bottle opener. Do not worry, you will not get infected. Just avoid getting bitten or scratched by it and you’ll be fine!
$13
For all you Portal fans this is an ideal gift. On the left we have test subject going through an orange portal and on the right the other half of the test subject coming out the blue portal. GLaDOS…
$29.65
Now let’s be fair. The clothes you wore for few days don’t exactly smell nice. Same with socks and underwear that you just flipped inside out for 2 days use. In fact, they smell so bad like they were…
$15
Despite having the latest iPhones some of us still miss the old times. You can now get all your memories back with these great cases: Hard Disk Drive, Old Nokia, Pills, Calculator, Nintendo Controllers and much more.
$9.99
Those Swiss Army knives are cool but they can still be unpractical to carry. Enter Credit Card Size Survival Tool that has 11 functional tools in one credit card size that fits in your wallet!
$1.27