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Ah, the greatest (and riskiest) reply to “I love you” ever: “I know!”. Uttered by legendary Han Solo when princess Leia professed her love. Do not try it on your better half or your crush unless you are the…
$42
Are you a fan of Charlie Brown and the Peanuts? Who isn’t? Do you want something nice and special in your office or in your room? Then this is the perfect Christmas tree. If you have some Charlie Brown…
$16.20
Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens is here! Show your support with these Star Wars Bathrobes – Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Stormtroopers, Yoda, Jedi, Bobba Fett and many more. You thought Star Wars characters don’t need to shower?…
$59.99
Have you ever wondered how would Star Wars be if it was adapted into the style of Shakespeare? You might be thinking “This is some kind of joke, right?” but we can assure you it isn’t. Ian Doescher has…
$12.30
The power of the ring is within your reach. This is the One Ring, forged by the Dark Lord Sauron, in the fires of Mount Doom, taken by Isildur from the hand of Sauron himself. It can only be…
$49.95
Can you smell what the light side is cooking? Well, without this little Star Wars R2D2 Kitchen Timer you might smell it when it’s too late, overcook it and it might look more like the Dark Side dish. This…
$19.95
Here is a question for every Star Wars fan: If you had to choose between Han Solo hoodie and a Chewbacca hoodie which one would you choose? Luckily that’s just a rhetorical question because you can have both in one…
$109
Oh no, we are not yet done with Star Wars. After all, some lucky people will see the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens movie today. Somehow we just love the Millennium Falcon. If you can;t afford the $5000+…
$3.16
We can’t all be Han Solo and have our own real Millennium Falcon, the most iconic ship in the Star Wars universe. However here is something ultra cool for the rest of us: Star Wars Remote Control Ultimate Millennium…
$88.84
Ye,s it’s a LEGO Millennium Falcon but look at the price. That is not a typo, it does cost $5,999. How on Earth can a LEGO toy cost that much? For one, it is the biggest LEGO Star Wars…
$5,999.99
Set your phasers to .. comfortable? Yep, we do not have the technology to build real phaser or tricorder yet. If that makes you sad then you can use these Star Trek: The Original Series Pillows to comfort you…
$24.99
Bobba Fett, a bounty hunter that was sent to track down Han Solo. He was employed by the crime lord Jabba the Hutt and even by the Sith Lord Darth Vader himself. He had this awesome jetpack on the…
$175
Dear God, kill it… kill it with fire. Better yet, nuke it from the orbit. It’s the only way to be sure! This is not Not Safe For Wallet, this is Not Safe For Life! This 36 inches tall…
$599.99
Not everyone can be the dark lord and build the real death star but it’s the spirit that counts. Just like the empire, this death star will get built and then destroyed, in your drink or mouth, each and…
$5.99
If you thought that those 4” were fantastic you were not wrong. However they pale in comparison with this ultra large 12” Cthulhu. Just look at this monster, he is holding the regular Professor action figure in its hand….
$80