Turn your desk into a low-budget space bridge and boldly go where your mouse has definitely gone before. This oversized sci-fi desk mat looks like it was ripped straight out of a spaceship dashboard, complete with mysterious buttons that do absolutely nothing except make you feel wildly important while answering emails. Warning: you may start issuing commands like “engage” before opening Google Docs.

Perfect for gamers, Trekkies, and anyone who wants their workspace to scream I take my nerdiness very seriously. It protects your desk, smooths out your mouse movement, and subtly lets coworkers know you’re one bad meeting away from launching into hyperspace. Productivity not guaranteed, but vibes? Fully operational.