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What better way to surprise your favorite handyman with his own specialized dining “tools!” These utensils are made from stainless steel and are shaped like various tools on the at the base. A really nice gift!
$24.98
Have you ever wanted to look classy in bed? This is the solution for you. Late for work and no time to shower and dress? Well, classy suit pajama is the answer. Did we mention it is classy?
$99.95
For all the hipsters or those missing the good old times here is the Classic Cassette Silicone Case Skin for Iphone 4 4th 4g. Impress your friends, let them think you have suddenly gone retro.
$1.70
A CD that every real American should have and CD that every real German already owns! When he is not busy tearing down the Berlin wall and uniting Germany the Hoff sings us these angelic tunes. Let us all…
$15.83
A “trophy” that any hunting buddy can appreciate, maybe over a brew or two. Deer Rear with Bottle Opener, giving new meaning to the term “the business end”!
$99
Nail polish that will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow. To recharge the glow just expose your fingers and toes to light and your ready to go.
$9.99
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny (not to mention practical) addition to any bathroom or shower stall. Just squeeze the nose, and gel will ooze out from the right nostril.
$6.95
If you can buy Accoutrements Magical Unicorn Mask then it is only fair that you can also buy Canned Unicorn Meat. It’s an excellent source of sparkles and when you go to toilet the rainbows start to..uhm…you’ll see it…
$12.99
This is so cute..or is it terrifying? You decide! Buy it and pick up your daughter from school wearing it. Instant “best father”!
$29.61
Red colored soil sample collected from the 1947 famous UFO crash site near Corona New Mexico. Scully and Mulder will envy you along with all your geek friends.
$12.95
Like seller says: “A grossly dramatic replica of 5 lbs. of fat”. What more do you need? Scare your friends into some exercising.
$91.19
Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Yes, we are not kidding. Activity level includes all radiation types: alpha, beta and gamma. Uranium Ore samples are useful for testing Geiger Counters or for things that we can’t mention here.
$39.95