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If you can buy Accoutrements Magical Unicorn Mask then it is only fair that you can also buy Canned Unicorn Meat. It’s an excellent source of sparkles and when you go to toilet the rainbows start to..uhm…you’ll see it…
$12.99
This is so cute..or is it terrifying? You decide! Buy it and pick up your daughter from school wearing it. Instant “best father”!
$29.61
Red colored soil sample collected from the 1947 famous UFO crash site near Corona New Mexico. Scully and Mulder will envy you along with all your geek friends.
$12.95
Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Yes, we are not kidding. Activity level includes all radiation types: alpha, beta and gamma. Uranium Ore samples are useful for testing Geiger Counters or for things that we can’t mention here.
$39.95