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We feel a little naughty today so here is something NSFW (Not Safe For Work) but not NSFW (Not Safe For Wallet) for a change. Confusing? It is! This is a family are website so we are just gonna…
$9.99
Drones are all the rage now. This is the ultimate ironic toy helicopter. Don’t give a flying f*ck while you fly this Flying F*ck. This groundbreaking airborne obscenity makes the perfect gift to those you love. Also, get to…
$29.95
Forget about all those cute garden gnomes. They are boring. Check on this awesome Dragon Attack Lawn Ornament. A dragon killing and bringing all those garden gnomes. You can even pretend it is a dragon from the Hobbit book…
$39.99
We don’t now why this is good idea but if you are confident enough to wear Poop Emoji Socks then all the power to you! It seems that there are a lot of people ordering this so who are…
$19.99
Another cool item for retro gaming lovers and those with kids that just don’t like to eat their breakfasts. Believe us, you can stuff anything between the toast and if it looks like fun or game they will eat…
$14.99
Do you remember the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode when Homer sold his soul for a donut and is later tortured by devil and he has to eat a large amounts (he is force fed) of donuts but Homer…
$20
Let people know that you give a “sheet” about next year’s election. We guess it was just a matter of time that this appeared. We are not gonna take sides, just like when the Obama toilet paper appeared, but…
$18.95
Let your kids know that Santa is never resting. He might only work few days a year delivering the presents but he reads your letters every day, even when the “nature calls” ;) If you think about it, some…
$7.94
When the creator of famed Ship Your Enemies Glitter website emails you and offers you “major bro points”, you don’t say no. What has he done now, you ask? Well, according to him, he made “the most offensive kids…
$15
Ah, Christmas, candy, Santa and reindeer. You cant have one without another. It’s pretty standard scene. Why not make it little funnier with this Pooping Reindeer Candy Dispenser. Yes, the candy comes out of reindeer’s behind.For the best effects…
$6.99
Have you ever wanted to sit on Santa’s face and step on him? You naughty boy/girl, you! But you can do it now and now feel bad. Bring the joys of Christmas to your toilet ho ho ho.. This…
$6.99
It is a beautiful day and you and your partner/friend/crush decide it is time to have a picnic in nature. You bring your food, stereo, it’s sunny, you are eating cool picnic food, nature is there but it just…
$30.22
Scare your coworkers or classmates with Emergency Meal Transport Insulated Tote. No, this is not mean to transport real human organs (where would you get one, anyway?) but it is a cool way to make people turn heads. Transporting…
$12.22
The Halloween is coming and it is time to scare your friends. Who is the scariest of them all? Nope, it is not Jason or skeleton or Freddy or whatever monster you can think of. It is clown. There…
$48.95
Are you an artist or you value the original idea? Here is oen item for you – Terrible Origami Snow Pile. We can hear you say “But… but this is just folded shredded paper!”. To an ordinary person it…
$20