Funny Apparel & Unique Clothing

Looking for clothing that’s anything but ordinary? Our Apparel category is packed with funny shirts, quirky socks, hilarious hats, unusual hoodies, and wearable conversation starters that let your personality do the talking. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or searching for a unique gift, you’ll find plenty of weird fashion worth showing off.

At NSFWallet, we believe getting dressed shouldn’t be boring. From geeky designs and pop culture apparel to outrageous novelty clothing that makes strangers laugh, these are the kinds of items that turn “Where did you get that?” into your most frequently answered question.

sunscreen flask

Sunscreen Flask

This is perfect for sneaking some booze or other drink to a concert, festival, beach, fair, sporting event or any other event. Are you at the event you have to...

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light up tie

Light Up Tie

This is so cool that it was featured on Today show. Be the light of the party. We are sure you will have more fun wearing the light up tie...

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faceless watch

Faceless Watch

Watch with a fantastic faceless unique design. Grab it while this offer lasts: it’s down to only $4.98 (original $59.90!). Faceless wrist watch will display the current time with custom...

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face-bottom-towel

True Clean Towel

Ah, the problem with towels is that you never know what part you, or worse – one of family members – used for what. No one ant’s to put that...

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eyeball-lunch-bag

Eyeball Lunch Bag

Turn some heads with this weird Eyeball Lunch Bag. It is weird looking but very useful lunch bag. It will deter thiefs because the all seeing eyes is watching and...

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pug tshirt

Pug Face T-Shirt

This is straight from the Total Recall – it’s like you had this Kuato coming out of you but in the form of a pug… It is so realistic that...

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dog umbrella

Dog Umbrella

One of the problems when walking a dog in the rain is the dog shaking itself in the house afterwards, making everything wet. This pet umbrella with an inbuilt leash...

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Weener Kleener Soap

Weener Kleener Soap

The Generic Weener Kleener Soap solves that age old bathing dilemma and adds a “hole” new dimension of pleasure and fun to a shower or bath. It cleans the body...

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